Travel: Harder Better Faster Stronger.

Vitamin water is so passe. When most music artists choose to brand themselves with second and third careers, they tend to be in fashion. Or in bad movies. Not so with Kanye West. Two days ago, the college dropout launched Kanye Travel to fulfill the travel needs of his legion of white middle class followers. Next time someone compliments me on my low fare to Vegas, I'll just tell them "Kanye got it for me".