Z-Listed Sighting

More reality tv musings from Allison Metz via m gmail inbox this morning... Celebrity Sightings at 24 Hour Fitness By Allison Metz

Last night, in the ongoing battle to make my buttocks less mushy, I spotted a Z-list celebrity, if there is such a thing. Allow me to paint the scene for you. I was wearing excessively tight spandex, rocking some frizzy hair and jamming out to quality music. Specifically, Just The Two Of Us by Will Smith, a personal pleasure of mine because lets be honest, who doesn't love big Willie? Miami. Men in Black. So many classics. Anyway,as I sauntered over to the make-your-butt-less-mushy machine, I spotted a key member in the Rock of Love II season. No, it wasn't Bret Michaels. I'm pretty sure he's never exercised in his life. No, it wasn't Ambre, the winner of the show. No, it wasn't the chick with the weird lips named Daisy. Even better. It was Daisy's ex-boyfriend!!!! When he came on the show Daisy confessed to Bret that she was still living with him and all this drama ensued. O man, it made for great television. I was so excited. As I was doing squats and simultaneously staring at him in the mirror, I contemplated whether or not I should say something to him like, "you're better off without that bitch." Or maybe, "so what was it like to be on reality television?' I think he noticed me staring at him because he whispered something and walked away in disgust. O man. That was seriously so exciting for me.