New Signs of the Apocalypse: McCain and Montag '08?!

I thought after surviving Y2K, Earth was in the clear for at least a century. Well today's headline seems to prove that in fact, hell has frozen over. Heidi Montag, the she-devil of everyone's favorite vacuous MTV program has endorsed John McCain who has scrambled to return the praise. According to Time.com, McCain has responded to the endorsement by saying: "I'm honored to have Heidi's support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of 'The Hills,' especially since the new season started."

    Has Heidi confused the presidential election with a wet t-shirt contest in Cabo? This isn't MTV, my dear, and no one gives a crap about what you have to say if it isn't about your hack boyfriend, nose job, or upcoming sex tape. Thats right, because we all know you're not going to let LC upstage you in that arena.

    And McCain, who with each day acts more and more like a showpony than a statesman, may think this somehow endears him to a more youthful population. Well, he's probably right. The under-18 population. What an excellent strategy for attracting a larger voter base.

    How long til the NYTimes breaks the Montag/McCain sex scandal? Let's hope the apocalypse hits first.